1 00:00:03,337 --> 00:00:04,971 Got my keys. 2 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:06,340 Got my wallet. What...? 3 00:00:06,374 --> 00:00:07,908 Ah... 4 00:00:07,941 --> 00:00:09,577 Grocery list. 5 00:00:17,685 --> 00:00:19,387 You know the drill. 6 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:21,689 Mommy never knows. 7 00:00:25,093 --> 00:00:28,929 ♪ Yes, no, maybe 8 00:00:28,962 --> 00:00:31,099 ♪ I don't know 9 00:00:31,132 --> 00:00:34,435 ♪ Can you repeat the question? 10 00:00:34,468 --> 00:00:36,737 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 11 00:00:36,770 --> 00:00:39,107 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 12 00:00:39,140 --> 00:00:41,509 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 13 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,577 ♪ And you're not so big 14 00:00:43,611 --> 00:00:46,080 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 15 00:00:46,114 --> 00:00:48,082 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 16 00:00:48,116 --> 00:00:50,584 ♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪ 17 00:00:50,618 --> 00:00:53,387 ♪ And you're not so big 18 00:00:53,421 --> 00:00:58,058 ♪ Life is unfair. 19 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:01,229 Stevie, for the last time, 20 00:01:01,262 --> 00:01:03,397 I'm not going to partner up with you 21 00:01:03,431 --> 00:01:04,965 for wheelchair basketball. 22 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:07,435 I smell... chicken. 23 00:01:07,468 --> 00:01:09,103 I'm not in a wheelchair. 24 00:01:09,137 --> 00:01:10,538 It's creepy. 25 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,306 It's taking a spot from somebody 26 00:01:12,340 --> 00:01:13,774 who's really handicapped. 27 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:15,809 Why don't you ask that drooling kid 28 00:01:15,843 --> 00:01:17,145 with the hot nurse? 29 00:01:17,178 --> 00:01:20,047 Norm's... a ball hog. 30 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,449 Hello, boys. Mr. Kenarban, 31 00:01:21,482 --> 00:01:23,083 don't you think it's ethically suspect 32 00:01:23,117 --> 00:01:25,153 for someone to participate in wheelchair basketball 33 00:01:25,186 --> 00:01:26,787 if they're not actually handicapped? 34 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:31,292 Even if his best friend needs to win... 35 00:01:31,325 --> 00:01:34,061 for his mother? 36 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,763 Son, after being gone two months, 37 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:37,965 your mom will be happy as a duck just to see you. 38 00:01:37,998 --> 00:01:39,833 I know she's been gone a long time, Stevie, 39 00:01:39,867 --> 00:01:41,435 but it just doesn't feel right to me. 40 00:01:41,469 --> 00:01:43,571 I've always... 41 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:45,273 been there... 42 00:01:45,306 --> 00:01:46,674 for you. 43 00:01:46,707 --> 00:01:47,908 Please don't do this to me. 44 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:49,777 Seventh grade... 45 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:51,512 first dance... 46 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:53,847 open fly. 47 00:01:53,881 --> 00:01:55,849 All right, fine. But I'm sick and tired of you 48 00:01:55,883 --> 00:01:57,518 throwing that in my face all the time. 49 00:01:57,551 --> 00:02:01,121 Save it... for the game. 50 00:02:02,556 --> 00:02:04,492 Come on, Jamie, I got to get to work. 51 00:02:04,525 --> 00:02:06,594 Eat. You'll stick a cockroach in your mouth, 52 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:07,995 and you won't even taste this? 53 00:02:08,027 --> 00:02:09,930 Here, Dewey, you're good with the baby. 54 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,499 No, I'm not. You're just saying that. 55 00:02:11,532 --> 00:02:12,933 Aw, you caught me. 56 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:14,935 Your reward is you get to feed the baby. 57 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:16,470 I got to run. 58 00:02:16,504 --> 00:02:18,772 What are you doing with my high school diary? 59 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:20,841 I was looking for a baby book we can use for Jamie. 60 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:23,711 Turns out we didn't even take the cellophane off Dewey's. 61 00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:26,214 Malcolm, Reese, get a move on! 62 00:02:26,247 --> 00:02:28,349 What on earth are you doing? 63 00:02:28,382 --> 00:02:30,050 I have to practice being in a wheelchair. 64 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:31,985 Oh... I suppose that makes sense. 65 00:02:32,019 --> 00:02:32,953 You never know. All it takes is one 66 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,355 horrible accident, and you end up 67 00:02:34,388 --> 00:02:36,290 in one of those for the rest of your life. 68 00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:37,625 It's just for basketball. 69 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:39,026 That's the spirit. 70 00:02:39,059 --> 00:02:40,294 Reese! 71 00:02:40,328 --> 00:02:41,529 What is taking you so long? 72 00:02:41,562 --> 00:02:42,496 Why don't you 73 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:44,398 just admit it-- nobody in this house 74 00:02:44,432 --> 00:02:46,066 cares about my hair but me! 75 00:02:48,035 --> 00:02:49,570 Let's go! Come on! 76 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:51,539 Come on, Jamie, just eat it. 77 00:02:51,572 --> 00:02:54,242 It's not that bad. 78 00:02:54,275 --> 00:02:55,843 See? 79 00:02:56,777 --> 00:02:58,512 I don't hate it. 80 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:04,117 Mmm! 81 00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:11,425 What did the vet say about Paint Can? 82 00:03:11,459 --> 00:03:13,561 Oh, she's fine. 83 00:03:13,594 --> 00:03:14,762 Just fine. 84 00:03:14,795 --> 00:03:16,397 It's terrible news. 85 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:19,400 She has acute laminitis in her hoof. 86 00:03:19,433 --> 00:03:22,703 I'm afraid we will have to put her down. 87 00:03:22,736 --> 00:03:23,771 You mean kill her? 88 00:03:23,804 --> 00:03:24,772 Uh-huh. 89 00:03:24,805 --> 00:03:27,275 Oh, the poor thing. 90 00:03:27,308 --> 00:03:28,242 Who's going to have to do it? 91 00:03:28,276 --> 00:03:30,210 We will have to do it, Francis. 92 00:03:30,244 --> 00:03:32,112 You're kidding. We have no choice. 93 00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:33,281 After all, 94 00:03:33,314 --> 00:03:34,682 we are real ranchers. 95 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:36,884 We must be strong and determined, 96 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:39,620 and never shirk from our responsibilities, 97 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:41,889 no matter how unpleasant they may be. 98 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:45,659 You're going to make me do this, aren't you? 99 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:48,562 Otto? 100 00:04:08,516 --> 00:04:11,752 LOIS: Dewey, get out here or I'm going to throw your dinner away! 101 00:04:11,785 --> 00:04:13,354 Okay. 102 00:04:15,656 --> 00:04:18,826 This meal looks fantastic, Lois. 103 00:04:18,858 --> 00:04:21,261 Thank you so much for the invitation. 104 00:04:21,295 --> 00:04:22,730 Well, we figured with Kitty coming home tomorrow, 105 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:23,731 you'd like one last chance 106 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:25,165 to enjoy meat. 107 00:04:25,966 --> 00:04:26,900 You're not going to believe 108 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:28,135 what happened to me at school today. 109 00:04:28,168 --> 00:04:29,603 Some girl dropped her diary 110 00:04:29,637 --> 00:04:31,171 into my backpack by mistake. 111 00:04:31,204 --> 00:04:32,506 Do you know whose it is? 112 00:04:32,540 --> 00:04:34,174 No, but it's awesome. 113 00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:36,477 She talks about her teachers, classes, friends. 114 00:04:36,510 --> 00:04:39,012 It's like a whole world I never knew existed. 115 00:04:39,046 --> 00:04:40,648 Dig in, Stevie. 116 00:04:40,681 --> 00:04:42,983 That's real butter pooling on your plate. 117 00:04:43,016 --> 00:04:45,486 Can't eat. Too excited... 118 00:04:45,519 --> 00:04:48,489 about Mom coming home. 119 00:04:48,522 --> 00:04:50,691 I made her... a card. 120 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:54,127 Baked her a cake. 121 00:04:54,161 --> 00:04:56,630 Wrote her a song. 122 00:04:56,664 --> 00:04:58,198 Stevie, you're going to black out again. 123 00:04:58,231 --> 00:05:01,168 Can we put up Chinese lanterns? 124 00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:02,503 You bet, son. 125 00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:04,472 Anything you want. 126 00:05:04,505 --> 00:05:07,307 Hal, I wonder if I could see you for just a moment. 127 00:05:07,341 --> 00:05:08,709 Oh, sure. 128 00:05:08,742 --> 00:05:10,043 Stevie is certainly excited 129 00:05:10,077 --> 00:05:11,979 about his mother coming home tomorrow. 130 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:13,614 Kitty isn't on a business trip. 131 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:15,148 She divorced me two months ago. 132 00:05:15,182 --> 00:05:16,550 She's never coming home. 133 00:05:16,584 --> 00:05:18,852 What? Kitty isn't on a business trip. 134 00:05:18,886 --> 00:05:20,220 She divorced me two months ago. 135 00:05:20,253 --> 00:05:21,455 She's never coming home. 136 00:05:21,489 --> 00:05:22,523 What? 137 00:05:22,556 --> 00:05:24,358 Kitty isn't on a business trip... 138 00:05:24,392 --> 00:05:26,360 No, it's not that kind of "what." 139 00:05:26,394 --> 00:05:28,362 Stevie thinks she's coming back tomorrow. 140 00:05:28,396 --> 00:05:30,364 I know I should have told him, 141 00:05:30,398 --> 00:05:32,232 but every time I'd look in his face-- 142 00:05:32,265 --> 00:05:34,134 you know me, Hal. 143 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:36,169 I've always had a hard time being... 144 00:05:36,203 --> 00:05:37,871 you know... direct. 145 00:05:37,905 --> 00:05:40,541 That was one of my problems with Kitty. 146 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:42,710 That, and the utterly mechanical nature of our sex life. 147 00:05:42,743 --> 00:05:45,546 Look, Stevie has to know that his mother isn't coming back. 148 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:46,980 You're absolutely right. 149 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:48,582 Any way you could tell him? 150 00:05:48,616 --> 00:05:49,917 Why would I tell him? 151 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:51,218 What's the matter? 152 00:05:51,251 --> 00:05:52,886 Kitty divorced Abe. She's not coming home. 153 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:55,088 Oh, my God! What on earth happened? 154 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:56,424 The truth is, the last few years, 155 00:05:56,457 --> 00:05:58,258 she only stayed with me because of Stevie. 156 00:05:58,291 --> 00:06:00,060 He's always been so sick and helpless. 157 00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:01,429 The whole marriage was built 158 00:06:01,462 --> 00:06:02,730 around taking care of him. 159 00:06:02,763 --> 00:06:03,764 Oh, I had no idea. 160 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:04,932 Then, two months ago, 161 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:06,500 she walked in and announced 162 00:06:06,534 --> 00:06:08,836 that Stevie was finally doing just fine. 163 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:11,405 Then she packed her bags and left. 164 00:06:11,439 --> 00:06:12,673 Now, look, Abe, I'm really sorry, 165 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:14,074 but Stevie still has to know. 166 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:15,609 Abe, you have got to tell Stevie. 167 00:06:15,643 --> 00:06:16,944 Tell him what? 168 00:06:16,977 --> 00:06:18,612 None of your business. Get back to the table. 169 00:06:18,646 --> 00:06:22,115 How do I tell that poor boy his mother is never coming home? 170 00:06:22,149 --> 00:06:23,216 I'll tell him. 171 00:06:23,250 --> 00:06:24,418 I told you to get out of here. 172 00:06:24,452 --> 00:06:25,453 What's going on? 173 00:06:25,486 --> 00:06:26,854 Kitty and Abe got a divorce. 174 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:27,921 Now, leave us alone. 175 00:06:27,955 --> 00:06:29,089 What? 176 00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:30,758 Abe, you have got to do the right thing 177 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:31,859 and go in there now. 178 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:32,793 What about Malcolm? 179 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:33,794 Why can't he tell him? 180 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:35,128 Wouldn't it be more comforting 181 00:06:35,162 --> 00:06:36,430 coming from his best friend? 182 00:06:36,464 --> 00:06:38,599 I said I'd tell him. 183 00:06:38,632 --> 00:06:40,400 Reese, out. Now! 184 00:06:40,434 --> 00:06:41,569 Why should I tell him? 185 00:06:41,602 --> 00:06:44,137 Well, you're not entirely blameless in this. 186 00:06:44,171 --> 00:06:46,106 What? You're the one who always pushed him 187 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:49,743 to try new things-- dances, ski trips, basketball. 188 00:06:49,777 --> 00:06:50,911 Before he met you, 189 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:52,746 that boy could hardly handle a yo-yo. 190 00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:54,314 By what stretch of the imagination 191 00:06:54,347 --> 00:06:55,382 is this considered 192 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:56,416 one full serving? 193 00:06:56,450 --> 00:06:57,818 Not now, Dewey. 194 00:06:57,851 --> 00:07:00,320 Abe, we are through talking about this. Now, go! 195 00:07:00,353 --> 00:07:02,155 Okay, I told him. 196 00:07:02,189 --> 00:07:03,123 What? 197 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:04,157 He's taking it pretty hard. 198 00:07:04,191 --> 00:07:05,726 Somebody should probably go over there 199 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:07,127 and talk to him. 200 00:07:18,539 --> 00:07:20,073 It's really weird. 201 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:21,274 It's only been three days 202 00:07:21,308 --> 00:07:23,010 since Stevie found out about him mom, 203 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:24,878 but he's regressed, like, ten years. 204 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:33,420 So, I think we can beat these guys. 205 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,422 We just can't be afraid 206 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,691 to get physical under the boards. 207 00:07:46,033 --> 00:07:47,501 Come on, Stevie. 208 00:07:47,535 --> 00:07:50,003 I know you're going through a hard time, 209 00:07:50,037 --> 00:07:51,505 but we're in the tournament. 210 00:07:51,539 --> 00:07:54,007 This might help take your mind off of it for a while. 211 00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:56,176 Just talk to me, Stevie. 212 00:07:56,209 --> 00:07:58,078 I know you're not this far gone. 213 00:08:01,348 --> 00:08:03,517 VOICE BOX: You don't know anything 214 00:08:03,551 --> 00:08:06,386 about what I am going through or how I feel. 215 00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:08,388 Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to conserve 216 00:08:08,421 --> 00:08:11,358 my remaining strength for breathing. 217 00:08:12,593 --> 00:08:13,961 And stop using that. 218 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:15,529 You can talk perfectly... 219 00:08:15,563 --> 00:08:17,364 You don't need that thing. 220 00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:19,867 Fine. 221 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:22,736 MALCOLM: If you're not going to talk to me, 222 00:08:22,770 --> 00:08:24,271 I'm out of here. 223 00:08:28,676 --> 00:08:31,044 DEWEY: This whole growing up thing's unfair. 224 00:08:31,078 --> 00:08:32,679 When you're born, 225 00:08:32,712 --> 00:08:33,981 everything's perfect, 226 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:36,549 but before you know it, it all goes bad. 227 00:08:36,583 --> 00:08:39,019 Every day, you get a little less attention, 228 00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:40,520 you got to do more stuff. 229 00:08:40,554 --> 00:08:42,054 and they love you a little less. 230 00:08:42,089 --> 00:08:44,191 No. That's just this family. 231 00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:45,559 Reese! 232 00:08:45,593 --> 00:08:47,427 How many time do I have to tell you, 233 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:50,463 don't leave your filthy socks on the kitchen table! 234 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:55,903 LOIS: "September 18. What an aggravating day. 235 00:08:57,738 --> 00:09:01,208 "Some idiot named Hal streaked our gym class. 236 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:03,043 "He didn't see the volleyball net, 237 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:05,345 "and they ended up carrying him off in a stretcher. 238 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,581 "And then, at lunch, "this other guy... 239 00:09:07,615 --> 00:09:09,717 Excuse me. 240 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:11,284 You want to pick that up? 241 00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:12,452 Why should I? 242 00:09:12,485 --> 00:09:13,754 Because it's trash. 243 00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:15,555 Or are you one of those charming people 244 00:09:15,589 --> 00:09:18,058 who thinks that's just someone else's responsibility? 245 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:20,427 That the rest of us should follow you around your whole life 246 00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:22,596 and clean up all the little messes you leave behind? 247 00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:24,598 Let me ask you a question. 248 00:09:24,632 --> 00:09:26,499 Were you, like, born 45? 249 00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:30,370 People like you are the reason I am moving 250 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,840 to Paris the second I graduate! 251 00:09:38,345 --> 00:09:39,780 Oh, my God! 252 00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:41,982 This girl rocks. 253 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:46,019 When I tell you to pick something up, pick it up! 254 00:09:49,623 --> 00:09:51,424 ABE: I don't know what to do. 255 00:09:51,458 --> 00:09:52,826 Stevie's just devastated. Mm-hmm. 256 00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:55,395 I try to talk to him, but he just shuts me out. 257 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,765 Well, he'll come around. You'll see, Abe. 258 00:09:57,798 --> 00:09:59,900 Everything will be fine. Now, come on. 259 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,902 You don't want to be late for your meeting. 260 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,837 I don't know what's happening with Jamie. 261 00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:05,673 We're going through all this baby food, 262 00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:07,274 and he still always wants to nurse. 263 00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:08,642 Honey, not now. 264 00:10:08,676 --> 00:10:10,110 I'm dealing with a family thing here. 265 00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:11,611 Now, if you get a little weepy 266 00:10:11,645 --> 00:10:13,080 during your presentation, do what I do: 267 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,982 spill coffee on yourself and leave the room. 268 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:16,884 You're too good to me. 269 00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:20,954 Hal, what exactly are you doing with Abe? 270 00:10:20,988 --> 00:10:22,622 I've seen you pulling the yarn balls 271 00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:23,857 off his sweater, and yesterday, 272 00:10:23,891 --> 00:10:25,458 you were massaging his feet. 273 00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:26,694 I know he means a lot to you, 274 00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:28,428 but you can't replace Kitty. 275 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,463 That's ridiculous, Lois. 276 00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:32,966 I'm just being a good friend. 277 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,468 You matter. 278 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:43,677 Francis? 279 00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:45,612 Yes? 280 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:48,281 You haven't taken care of Paint Can yet, have you? 281 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,150 What kind of a question is that? 282 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:51,952 If I had, would I be hiding from you? 283 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,553 It's all right, Francis. 284 00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:55,823 It's unfair of me to put this burden on you. 285 00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:57,524 We will do this thing together. 286 00:10:57,557 --> 00:11:00,728 Just think. We will be sending her 287 00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:02,029 to a much better place, 288 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:05,032 with open fields and cool mountain springs 289 00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:06,399 where she can run all day, 290 00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:09,002 and horses ride people. 291 00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:11,304 Unless, of course, she's been a bad horse. 292 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:14,341 Then she will have to spend eternity in a lake of fire, 293 00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:17,077 with a delicious bale of hay just out of reach. 294 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:19,412 Otto, I've never killed anything bigger than a poodle. 295 00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:21,048 And that was a total accident. 296 00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:24,852 Francis, as hard as it will be, I know we can do this. 297 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:27,354 No one said the cowboy life was easy. 298 00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:31,191 I'll meet you here at 5:00, after yoga. 299 00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:37,898 Stevie, what are you doing? 300 00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:40,233 I've seen you do wheelies up and down this ramp. 301 00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:44,371 Why don't you find yourself another project? 302 00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:47,107 Lloyd looks happy. 303 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:48,942 Why don't you destroy his family? 304 00:11:48,976 --> 00:11:51,344 Stevie, I know what your mom did was horrible, 305 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,680 but you've got to stop feeling sorry for yourself. 306 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,282 Get mad. 307 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,851 That's what I would do if my mom walked out on me. 308 00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:59,753 Okay, not my mom. 309 00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:02,522 But the point is, you have every right to be angry. 310 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,925 You're right. 311 00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:07,795 That's exactly what I needed to hear. 312 00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:08,796 Thanks very much. 313 00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:10,163 There you go. 314 00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:13,400 This thing sucks at sarcasm. 315 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:15,368 Fine. 316 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:18,105 "My mommy left me, and now I'm a helpless baby." 317 00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:20,073 Well, I'm not going to let you just sit there 318 00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:21,374 and feel sorry for yourself. 319 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,710 Think fast. 320 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,979 Come on, you're not that big of a wuss. 321 00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:29,983 You are not in charge of how big a wuss I am. 322 00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:31,518 I know you can use your arms. Catch it! 323 00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:35,322 Look at the helpless little boy in the wheelchair. 324 00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:36,489 Look at the little cripple. 325 00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:37,958 Are you going to cry? 326 00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,960 Are you going to cry, little cripple boy? 327 00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:42,095 Ooh, it's a baby in a wheelchair. 328 00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:43,964 I might be going down a bad road here, 329 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,765 but if I stop before I make my point, 330 00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:47,434 this could look kind of bad. 331 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:51,571 MALCOLM: "I'm a little baby. 332 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,173 "I can't move my legs. Kick his ass. 333 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,341 Where's my mommy?" 334 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,514 Well, this is interesting. 335 00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:04,284 I now officially qualify for wheelchair basketball. 336 00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:06,353 Never help anyone. 337 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,057 You've never been in love, have you? 338 00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:14,194 LOIS: October 12. 339 00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:17,097 At lunch, J.J. was telling my fortune. 340 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,532 Wow, "girl" again. 341 00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:21,668 I keep telling you, I'm only going to have girls. 342 00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:23,436 That's if I have kids at all. 343 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,038 I mean, the whole suburban mom thing 344 00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:26,506 seems like such a nightmare. 345 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,009 Who is that? 346 00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:31,778 I don't know. 347 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,213 But he's getting to second base, 348 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:34,848 if I have anything to say about it. 349 00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:36,549 Whoa. 350 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,685 I just have to figure out a way to get him to notice me. 351 00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:40,553 I don't think you have to worry about that. 352 00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:41,554 What do you mean? 353 00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:43,623 Well, you know, 354 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,525 he'll probably do something you don't like, 355 00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:47,494 and you'll unload on him. 356 00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:48,628 What?! 357 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,730 I don't unload on people. 358 00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:53,000 Honey, I hate to be the one to tell you this, 359 00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:57,871 but the truth is, everyone calls you "The Mouth." 360 00:13:57,905 --> 00:13:59,572 The Mouth? 361 00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:01,808 Yeah, but they're just a bunch of immature jerks. 362 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,944 And the principal, he's just trying to fit in. 363 00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:15,355 Abe, you're not getting the flu. 364 00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:16,990 It's just your allergies. 365 00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:19,192 Did you take your spray? 366 00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:20,860 Look in your vest pocket. 367 00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:22,195 Uh-huh. 368 00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:23,863 What am I going to do with you? 369 00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,765 Can you pat my back? 370 00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:28,368 Thanks. 371 00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,003 FRANCIS: Here you go, Paint Can. 372 00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:32,772 Got you the biggest, nicest carrot I could find. 373 00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:34,707 Please, Francis, let us not drag this out 374 00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:36,109 any longer than we have to. 375 00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:39,179 Okay, let's just do it. 376 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,118 Don't worry, Paint Can. 377 00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:46,886 It will all be over soon. 378 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,856 One quick pull of the trigger, 379 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,191 and we will put an end 380 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,625 to her misery. 381 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:55,963 Ready... 382 00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:58,731 aim... 383 00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:01,234 fire! 384 00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:02,402 Why didn't you shoot? 385 00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:03,703 Well, you didn't shoot, either. 386 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,038 I wasn't ready. 387 00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:06,373 I'm ready now. 388 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,041 Good. Here we go. Ready... 389 00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,576 aim... 390 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,544 fire! 391 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,580 Oh, come on, Francis, you're being a coward. 392 00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:14,647 Me? You totally chickened out. 393 00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:16,383 All right. 394 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,550 One the count of three, 395 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:20,553 we both shoot, no matter what. 396 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:21,721 One... 397 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,190 two... 398 00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:24,992 BOTH: Bang! 399 00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:25,993 Oh... Come on. 400 00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,060 If you're not... 401 00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:30,430 You could have killed me. Only after you killed me. 402 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:31,898 You cannot kill a horse, What's wrong with you? 403 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:32,932 but you have no problem killing Otto. 404 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:35,802 Paint Can? 405 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,307 What's the matter with her? 406 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:44,311 I think she choked on the carrot. 407 00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:47,580 Well, I guess no one can say 408 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,349 we're not real ranchers now. 409 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:50,517 Yeah. 410 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,585 I just hope we don't develop 411 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:55,422 too much of a taste for killing. 412 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:56,789 HAL: I've been thinking about 413 00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:58,758 picking up Stevie some of those baggy pants 414 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,093 he's been wanting. 415 00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:01,261 Hal, we've been through this. 416 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,929 All the kids are wearing them. 417 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,431 It's not like he's joining a gang. 418 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,698 Well, maybe you're right. 419 00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:07,434 You do know best about these things. 420 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,968 He's lucky to have you, Hal. 421 00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:10,670 Can I get you anything from the kitchen? 422 00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:11,804 No, I'm fine. 423 00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:13,173 Thanks, honey. 424 00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:16,109 Abe? 425 00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:18,178 Huh? 426 00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:20,213 You just tried to kiss me. 427 00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:21,448 No. 428 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:24,317 No, that was a lip twitch. 429 00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:26,453 See? There it goes again. 430 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:27,554 You know what? 431 00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:28,888 I'm glad this happened. 432 00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:31,791 Because it made me realize something. 433 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:32,859 Get out. 434 00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:33,826 What? 435 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,528 I can't replace Kitty. 436 00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:37,630 And I'm not doing you any favors by trying. 437 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,699 But what am I supposed to do without you? 438 00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:42,135 What am I supposed to do about Stevie? 439 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:43,803 I don't have the slightest idea. 440 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,638 But you're his father. 441 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,006 So just get in there. 442 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:49,309 I know you'll be able to figure it out. 443 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,743 You can do this. 444 00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:53,213 Now, go. 445 00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:54,214 All right. 446 00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:55,382 Hold on. 447 00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:59,919 Okay. 448 00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:03,156 Mom, 449 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,723 I have a proposal for you. 450 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,492 Now, before you start poking holes in it, 451 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,060 I'd like you to hear me out. 452 00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:10,063 All I want is no more school 453 00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:11,830 and no more big boy clothes. 454 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,101 I'd liked to be bathed and rocked before I go to sleep 455 00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,702 and have all my food mashed up. 456 00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:18,003 In return, I'll be adorable and... 457 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,939 Are you wearing a diaper? 458 00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:22,742 I want you to know my level of commitment. 459 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:29,282 LOIS: Oh, my God! 460 00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:30,783 Stevie! 461 00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:33,786 Stevie, where are you, son? I want to... 462 00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:39,192 Come on. 463 00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:40,727 For God's sake, son, 464 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,529 what are you doing out here? 465 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:43,930 You're soaking wet. 466 00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:47,534 At last you tell me the truth about something. 467 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:50,303 Son, I know you've had a terrible shock, 468 00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:52,605 and you need your father to get you through this. 469 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,475 Well, that's not going to happen 470 00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:58,511 because your daddy is a weak, weak man. 471 00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:05,252 Son, what your mother did to you was horrible. 472 00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,754 And what I did to you wasn't any better. 473 00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,422 I'm sorry. 474 00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:12,091 Keep going. 475 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:14,161 Stevie, I know your whole life 476 00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:16,796 you've had to face tremendous adversity. 477 00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,064 You've shown more courage 478 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,933 than I've had any right to expect. 479 00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:23,936 And now you're going to have to show even more. 480 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:26,839 I know it's not fair, 481 00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:29,176 but believe me, you can do this. 482 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:32,111 I've learned to be amazed when it comes to you. 483 00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:35,081 And if it helps, I promise I'll always be there. 484 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:41,321 Frightened and full of denial, but there. 485 00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:49,329 Let's go... home. 486 00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:54,501 I'll catch... I didn't mean to! 487 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,002 You better... It was a joke! 488 00:18:56,035 --> 00:18:58,271 You're making it worse! I'm a big boy! 489 00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:00,173 Okay, you drive to the hoop. 490 00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:02,008 When they double-team you, kick it out to me, 491 00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:03,142 and I'll take the shot. 492 00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:06,145 I'll... take the shot. 493 00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:09,949 I don't... have a mom. 494 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,518 Okay, that's the third time today 495 00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:12,719 you've played the "mom card." 496 00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:15,722 Get... used to it. 497 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:17,990 Hey, jackass, 498 00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:19,792 think it's a big joke to be in a wheelchair? 499 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,228 No, no, no, this is real, you know. 500 00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:22,662 I was in a... oh! 501 00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:26,399 Ow! Oh! 502 00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,239 LOIS: October 17. 503 00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:35,074 I kept my mouth shut around Jason for a whole week, 504 00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:37,510 and he asked me out. 505 00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:40,146 I will never go back to the old me. No! 506 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,548 Something wrong? 507 00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:42,815 Do you think it's right 508 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,317 to totally change who you are 509 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,253 and turn your back on everything you believe in 510 00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:48,521 just to impress a hot guy? 511 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,758 Burt Reynolds hot or Sting hot? 512 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:52,892 Forget it. 513 00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:56,162 JASON: So then we put in dual exhaust, 514 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,097 and now the thing just flies. 515 00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:00,733 I got it up to 130 miles an hour last night. 516 00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:02,168 Mm-hmm. 517 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,370 I like talking to you. 518 00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:04,771 You're a good listener. 519 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:07,206 So we're all going to ditch class on Friday. 520 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,542 Dave's dad is out of town. 521 00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:11,544 We're going to borrow his speedboat. 522 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,382 So do you want to? 523 00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,183 Okay, that's got to stop. Huh? 524 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,085 I'm trying to be nice and not criticize, 525 00:20:19,118 --> 00:20:20,753 but I just have to say that 526 00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:24,023 that is the most filthy, disgusting habit I've ever seen. 527 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,058 Yes! That's my girl. 528 00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:27,627 Someone's gonna lean against that 529 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:29,929 and get it stuck to their clothes, but do you care? 530 00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:31,764 No, because you're nothing but a self-absorbed, 531 00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:34,567 inconsiderate slob. 532 00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:36,235 I'm sorry. 533 00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:38,538 Wow. 534 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:41,374 I love how you're so passionate about ecology and stuff. 535 00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:42,409 Really? 536 00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:43,410 Yeah. 537 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:44,577 It's cool. 538 00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,114 I could hardly breathe. 539 00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:51,017 I knew he was going to kiss me. 540 00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:01,127 You are so hot. 541 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,695 So are you. 542 00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:05,898 LOIS: Reese! 543 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:09,235 I thought I told you to take out the... 544 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,837 What are you doing with my old diary?